A dart in the opposite direction

I am a raindrop of efficiency
Taking the longest route to get where I’m going.
Traipsing around triumph,
Skittering about success,
Flotsam of failure.
Pond scum, yessirree,
Amalgamate of algae and
You slide right over me.
Who knew a slip could be so slide
So sly
So shy
Never getting around to things ages ago.
A lightning bolt of proficiency,
Hitting exactly the wrong target with funeral-style precision and
All my fury.
Yes, I am a thunderstorm and a quiver of arrows,
The best you’ve seen yet.